Saturday, April 25, 2009


I got this email. Do you have it?
If you have it then just ignore it. -.-
But if you dont, then read it.
Bcz i found its kinda funny but its true.

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia.

The singaporean was having his coffee, croissant, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house.

A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.

"You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"

"Yes,of course."


"We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside.The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore ."

[The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.]

Malaysian :
"Do you eat jam with bread?"

"Of course."

(chuckling the chewing gum)
"We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them,
transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore ."

This time, the Singaporean dulan and retorted : "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"

Malaysian : "Why, of course we do"

Singaporean : "Do you all wear protection?"

Malaysian : "Of course!! We wear condoms."

Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you have used them?"

Malaysian : "Stupid question! Of course we throw them away."

Singaporean :
"We don't. In Singapore , the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia. That's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore ."